May 2012
18 posts
May 20th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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1 tag
May 13th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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1 tag
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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I just ate an entire 6 pack of fun size...
Fat, gluttonous pregnant lady achievement unlocked.
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
20 notes
1 tag
May 8th
25 notes
2 tags
May 8th
59 notes
1 tag
Days like today
remind me that I am indeed NOT supermom.  Oy.
May 8th
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May 5th
21 notes
tap tap tap...
is this thing on? I’m contemplating a return to tumblr. But for now, I’m lurking hardcore.
May 5th
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March 2012
1 post
1 tag
Things that are weird:
I basically got really, really bored (yawn) with tumblr, stopped posting out of sheer busyness (hello! three kids! knocked up! duh.) and then my best friend starts getting anonymous messages asking about the state of my marriage (it’s pretty damn fantastic.) Weird. Oh and hi. 
Mar 12th
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February 2012
7 posts
Feb 6th
34 notes
2 tags
Oh dear god.
WE. HAVE. NUTELLA.
Feb 6th
34 notes
3 tags
Things I've consumed today:
2 Strawberry/Cream cheese toaster streudels 1 cinnamon roll Handful of chips and salsa 1 Giant bowl of seafood gumbo and potato salad 1 bowl of Trix with milk 1 enormous smoked turkey leg with baked beans 2 raspberry poptarts And I’m not done. True Life: I can’t stop eating.
Feb 6th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
19 posts
2 tags
Jan 31st
86,327 notes
Jan 30th
48 notes
1 tag
I've had five rounds of antibiotics.
Two teeth removed in the past two weeks. I’ve felt fantastic the last three days. But.. The pain in my lower right jaw is back with a vengeance tonight. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong. I feel like no doctor is listening to me.  I hate this. I really, really hate this.
Jan 28th
18 notes
Jan 27th
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Jan 23rd
39 notes
1 tag
Just when I am starting to feel normal again..
I get to have two more teeth pulled this morning. :\
Jan 23rd
27 notes
From The Daddy Complex Archives: Van, Go
thedaddycomplex: I saw a commercial recently in which a real live customer (not an actor!) explains why she bought a compact SUV or something. One of her reasons was because she would never be caught dead in a minivan. Those weren’t her words, but it was definitely her implication. It made me think of this post from last year in which I basically take a big dump on that way of thinking. ...
Jan 18th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
30,947 notes
So I'm almost 100% sure I have a dry socket
In the extraction site. Of course, of course I fucking do because nothing in my life can ever be fucking easy. It’s been 67 days since I was pain free. Over it. Really, really over it.
Jan 15th
17 notes
1 tag
Jan 13th
50 notes
2 tags
Guess who has rogue critters living in her second...
Me, of course. BRB..never sleeping again.
Jan 13th
35 notes
Real Talk
I can’t even remember what it feels like to not be sick. They only pulled one tooth the other day meaning that I have to do this shit all over again in two weeks. I’m barely functioning. Going through the motions. Nausea, pain, feeling like my head is in a vice grip. Thank baby Jesus for my mom being here. I hate that I can’t be a better friend to Adriane right now. I...
Jan 12th
43 notes
2 tags
So
Guess who has two thumbs, spent her morning downing Tums, and gets to have THREE teeth removed today?
Jan 10th
44 notes
2 tags
My mother will be here in four hours.
My house is a wreck. I cannot stop coughing. And everytime I cough, I gag. And now I have this gnarly pain from my belly button down to my hip on my right side. But I did score a new pair of really cozy boots today, so there’s that?
Jan 6th
38 notes
“So how about we just wear our most comfortable, most elastic sweatpants and go...”
– Our 6th wedding anniversary is on Friday and I’m the most romantic ever.
Jan 5th
68 notes
1 tag
Jan 4th
63 notes
Sorry for the cryptic nonsense.
1. My marriage is pretty fantastic and that’s no lie. I’m not sure why divorce was the first conclusion some of you jumped to when I posted last night. 2. Lately I’ve had a couple of scary bouts of bleeding from places you shouldn’t bleed from when you’re pregnant. But… 3. Baby looked absolutely wonderful on the ultrasound today. 4. Sorry I haven’t been...
Jan 3rd
61 notes
1 tag
I know I haven't posted much here lately.
And I apologize. But if all of you could throw some positive energy/prayers/good thoughts my way it would be most appreciated.
Jan 3rd
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December 2011
17 posts
Emergency rooms are always fun on Christmas.
Yippee.
Dec 25th
17 notes
Letting my daughter skip the last day of school...
because I am such a hormonal, raging lunatic that going anywhere near the general public today guarantees bodily injury. I may or may not have also called my dog a fucking cunt in the front yard at 5AM. I hate everyone. Gimme chocolate.
Dec 22nd
47 notes
1 tag
I hate everyone
and I really just want some fried chicken.
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
13,269 notes
FYI
When you find out someone is expecting AGAIN, the appropriate response is “Congratulations!” Not… You’re crazy. Why?! What type of birth control were you using? Is this going to be your last? Your husband needs to get fixed. FYfuckingI.
Dec 14th
68 notes