February 2012
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Oh dear god.
WE. HAVE. NUTELLA.
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Things I've consumed today:
2 Strawberry/Cream cheese toaster streudels
1 cinnamon roll
Handful of chips and salsa
1 Giant bowl of seafood gumbo and potato salad
1 bowl of Trix with milk
1 enormous smoked turkey leg with baked beans
2 raspberry poptarts
And I’m not done.
True Life: I can’t stop eating.
January 2012
19 posts
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I've had five rounds of antibiotics.
Two teeth removed in the past two weeks.
I’ve felt fantastic the last three days.
But..
The pain in my lower right jaw is back with a vengeance tonight.
I don’t know what I’m doing wrong. I feel like no doctor is listening to me.
I hate this. I really, really hate this.
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Just when I am starting to feel normal again..
I get to have two more teeth pulled this morning.
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From The Daddy Complex Archives: Van, Go
thedaddycomplex:
I saw a commercial recently in which a real live customer (not an actor!) explains why she bought a compact SUV or something. One of her reasons was because she would never be caught dead in a minivan. Those weren’t her words, but it was definitely her implication. It made me think of this post from last year in which I basically take a big dump on that way of thinking.
...
So I'm almost 100% sure I have a dry socket
In the extraction site. Of course, of course I fucking do because nothing in my life can ever be fucking easy.
It’s been 67 days since I was pain free. Over it. Really, really over it.
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Guess who has rogue critters living in her second...
Me, of course.
BRB..never sleeping again.
Real Talk
I can’t even remember what it feels like to not be sick.
They only pulled one tooth the other day meaning that I have to do this shit all over again in two weeks.
I’m barely functioning. Going through the motions. Nausea, pain, feeling like my head is in a vice grip.
Thank baby Jesus for my mom being here.
I hate that I can’t be a better friend to Adriane right now. I...
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So
Guess who has two thumbs, spent her
morning downing Tums, and gets to have THREE teeth removed today?
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My mother will be here in four hours.
My house is a wreck.
I cannot stop coughing.
And everytime I cough, I gag.
And now I have this gnarly pain from my belly button down to my hip on my right side.
But I did score a new pair of really cozy boots today, so there’s that?
“So how about we just wear our most comfortable, most elastic sweatpants and go...”
– Our 6th wedding anniversary is on Friday and I’m the most romantic ever.
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Sorry for the cryptic nonsense.
1. My marriage is pretty fantastic and that’s no lie. I’m not sure why divorce was the first conclusion some of you jumped to when I posted last night.
2. Lately I’ve had a couple of scary bouts of bleeding from places you shouldn’t bleed from when you’re pregnant. But…
3. Baby looked absolutely wonderful on the ultrasound today.
4. Sorry I haven’t been...
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I know I haven't posted much here lately.
And I apologize.
But if all of you could throw some positive energy/prayers/good thoughts my way it would be most appreciated.
December 2011
17 posts
Emergency rooms are always fun on Christmas.
Yippee.
Letting my daughter skip the last day of school...
because I am such a hormonal, raging lunatic that going anywhere near the general public today guarantees bodily injury.
I may or may not have also called my dog a fucking cunt in the front yard at 5AM.
I hate everyone.
Gimme chocolate.
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I hate everyone
and I really just want some fried chicken.
FYI
When you find out someone is expecting AGAIN, the appropriate response is “Congratulations!”
Not…
You’re crazy.
Why?!
What type of birth control were you using?
Is this going to be your last?
Your husband needs to get fixed.
FYfuckingI.
Stuff.
Remy slept through the night. In his own room. Fingers crossed this lasts.
I have to go see the oral surgeon today. I need three teeth extracted. THREE. I’m anxious to see if being pregnant changes the way they will go about this. i.e: not putting me under or giving me the gas.
I’m eating spinach and artichoke dip on a spoon for breakfast.
So basically I have one pregnancy symptom.
Wanting to eat my way through every single fast food restaurant in the tri-county area.
And before any one asks..
yes.
We know what causes that.
And we’re really good at it.
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Current status:
Knocked up.
Not the movie.
My uterus.
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Tacos, refried beans, rice, chips and salsa,...
True Life: I CAN’T STOP EATING
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Y'all
I just made the most delicious old-fashioned drop biscuits ever.
Maw-Maw would be proud.
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Basically
I’m so full of rage right now that I can’t even function.
November 2011
33 posts
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Have you ever felt like
you’re on the cusp of something really, really wonderful? You’re not even sure what it is or when it’s going to happen but you can feel it? Like all the good karma you’ve been throwing out into the universe is going to fall back into your lap?
GPOY.
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We were supposed to put the tree up today.
But football’s on. Beer’s cold. And I’m still pissed at the kids for breaking the mouse on my laptop.
Punk ass children.
It's black Friday and I only bought one thing.
BEER.
Shit.
It’s the day before Thanksgiving and we have no alcohol in the house other than a bottle of Tequila.
Tequila goes with turkey? Yes?