1. Kids are pretty fucking awesome so stop treating them like burdens. They’re kids, not cancer.
2. It’s your job as a parent to be exhausted. It doesn’t make you a special cupcake.
3. The baby stage? Easiest stage of all.
3. Don’t get pregnant if your intention is to pawn your child off every weekend while you go and “have a social life.” Bullshit. No amount of “social life” is worth leaving your kid 4 days a week so mommy can get shitfaced and flirt with bartenders.